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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! Pull my finger! I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! My lord! You're a tripod. I want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? Yes, I used a machine gun.

My lord! You're a tripod. I want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. Pull my finger! You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. Yes, I used a machine gun. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't.

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